Which Camino should you walk first?
Francés, Portugués, Inglés, Primitivo or Norte? What the Pilgrim's Office numbers say, what each road is really like, and a simple way to choose your first one.
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A funny, honest survival guide for the Camino de Santiago — the ancient pilgrimage across Spain. A week, a month, five hundred miles or more — exactly as far as you choose. Before, during, and after the walk.
← your couch will object. Chapter 2 handles it.
the exact moment
Let's start with a confession.
Somewhere around forty — or fifty, or sixty, it genuinely doesn't matter — there is a moment. You are sitting down in the evening. Maybe with a glass of wine, maybe with tea, maybe with something stronger and a perfectly good reason for it. You are not looking for anything. And then a photograph turns up on the screen.
A trail through mountains. Stone waymarkers worn smooth by weather and hands. One person with poles walking toward the horizon, pack on their back, the sun behind them like the closing shot of a film nobody ever bothered to make about your life.
And something inside says: I want that.
A second later the other half of your head answers. The sensible half. The one that keeps the calendar, remembers the appointment with the orthopedist, and has definitely not forgotten that the last time you ran for a bus was three years ago and your calf held a grudge about it for a week.
Don't be ridiculous. That's for young people.
Well. No.
And I have numbers for it — the kind the sensible half of your head should print out and tape above the bed.
— straight from Chapter 1 · one of 31 —


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Francés, Portugués, Inglés, Primitivo or Norte? What the Pilgrim's Office numbers say, what each road is really like, and a simple way to choose your first one.

In Villafranca del Bierzo, about 115 miles before Santiago, a Romanesque church has a door that opens only in Holy Years, for pilgrims who cannot go on. What it is, what it does, what it doesn't do, and why it matters to anyone who is afraid of not finishing.

The 10% rule for a Camino backpack is a rumor with no author, and most pilgrims obey it anyway. Here is the home test that beats the rule, and the Spanish post office plan B.

When July 25th falls on a Sunday, the Cathedral's Holy Door opens — and stays open for exactly one year. Spain calls it the Año Santo Jacobeo; in Galicia, where the road ends, it's the Xacobeo — you'll see XACOBEO 2027 on posters all along the trail. Last time, in 2010, Compostelas jumped 87% in twelve months.
The next one after 2027 is 2032. If you're 50 today, that's a real, countable difference.
Doors open Dec 31, 2026
The European emergency number — works in Spain, France, and Portugal, from any phone, even without a SIM. One of the shortest chapters in the book, and one of the most important.
There's no direct flight from the US to Saint-Jean-Pied-de-Port. That's normal — here's exactly how pilgrims from Ohio, Texas, and Toronto make the connection work.
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Merch made for people who've read the book — or are about to.

The whole book on one shirt. Back of the tee: a shell, "Buen Camino!", and footprints down your spine.

For the man who's walking with you. The pair makes a gift; the small print makes the joke.

Not too old. Not too weak. The title, on a warm crewneck, for training walks, airports and the cold albergue morning.
The shop opens after the book has walked a little. Newsletter readers hear first.

The Camino Guru. The Quiet One. The strangers who become family over one dinner. Chapter 20 is about all of them — and why being the person others speak well of at dinner is the most effective survival advice in the whole book.
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The light-therapy patches I walk with — non-invasive, weightless, and honestly explained in the book: what each one is designed to do, and what that means at kilometer nineteen. If you're curious, they're here:
Short, personal, no miracles — with ready-made carts if you decide they're your thing.
"That discomfort — the light, not-unpleasant tightness in your stomach — is the first kilometer of your walk. You've already covered it, without leaving the house."
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